Most of us came into 2018 with very big relationship goals. We’ve seen successful relationship stories where the couple met on social media platforms and they are waxing strong.
We’ve also been thinking about the guy we like or the girl we like who is not giving us the green or even amber light. The red light is all we can see, but we have promised ourselves that 2018 is our year. Afterall, the bible even has something to say about shooting your shot. It talks about the violent taking it by force.
If you want to win over the love of your life this year, here are 5 things you must or must not do.
- Dear ladies, you cannot slide into a man’s dm, he gives you attention and you guys end up exchanging numbers which is fantastic. You now tell him that you don’t have airtime to call him. Why did you now disturb his dm? What are you looking for there? If you want to obey Joro and Vandalize dms in 2018, make sure you have airtime to call. Some networks even give you 2x of your recharge and airtime worth #100 is not that expensive. You can even borrow airtime to call him. Lamenting immediately is not a good step.
- You have successfully vandalised his dm and you guys have agreed to meet up. You now start telling us stories like “Hey, can you pay for my uber?’ On the first day? This 2018, don’t allow your village people to use you o. You should have your fare and even your ‘vex money’ and do not go to a place you know you can’t afford. It’s quite understandable if he’s the one that slid into your dm, but once it’s you, take it by force sensibly.
- Hey guys, touching up and down on the first date is bad. We get the fact that ‘konji‘ issa bastard, but don’t bring your personal demons on the first date so you don’t get to spoil your show.
- When you slide into someone’s dm and you finally exchange numbers, don’t flash, Its bad habit. Pick up your phone and call the person.
- Talking about your personal challenges when you are just getting to know someone is a minus. Talks like you are staying with your wicked aunty, your phone is hanging, your laptop is hanging, you need a new house, you don’t have money and all is a no-no. The last we checked, the headquarters of the recession is not in your father’s compound. Life is generally hard so if you know you are there to lament, leave someone’s child alone and stay on your own.
Bonus tip: Make sure you write properly. Writing with “xup”, “kk”, “nau” and so on will not get you anywhere. So, write well.
To all the shot shooters, we hope you succeed.